3 d’agost de 2005

mi dear woody

I can't listen to that much Wagner, ya know? I start to get the urge to conquer Poland

Don't knock masturbation, it's sex with someone I love

Not only is there no God, but try getting a plumber on weekends

I took a speed reading course and read War and Peace in twenty minutes. It's about Russia

My one regret in life is that I am not someone else